HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH YOUR PUPPY!
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Remove film from box and load camera.
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Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in garbage.
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Remove puppy from garbage and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
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Choose a suitabe background for photo.
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Mount and focus camera.
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Go find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
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Place pup in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
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Forget about spot and crawl after pup on knees.
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Focus with one hand and fend off pup with the other.
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Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
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Take flash cube from pup's mouth and discard.
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Throw out cat and put peroxide on scratch on pup's nose.
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Put ashtray and magazines back on coffee table.
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Try to get cute expression by squeaking toy over head.
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Replace your glasses on your face and fish camera from under sofa.
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Jump up in time to grab pup by scruff and say "no, outside".
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Call spouse to clean up mess.
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Fix double martini.
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Sit back in lazyboy and resolve to teach pup 'sit-stay' first thing tomorrow.
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Take a nap because your all worn out from the excitement, (pup eats your house slipper).