Honeyman's Miniature Dachshunds

DOG'S TOP 10

COMMANDMENTS!

1.  THOU SHALT NOT RETURN HOME FROM

ANY RESTAURANT WITHOUT A DOGGY BAG.

2.  LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE--

 (except for meals, snacks, & hugs).

3.  KEEP-ITH  IN MIND I'M A PUPPY AT HEART...

--LET'S PLAY!

4.  THOU SHALT CARRY MY PICTURE IN THY

 WALLET FOR BRAGGING PURPOSES.

5.  YOU MAY TELL-ITH ME YOUR SECRETS-

(Dogs wagg-ith tails, not spread them).

6.  THOU SHALT NEVER TRICK-ITH ME

INTO GOING TO THE VET.

7.  KEEP-ITH IN MIND SOMEONE AS CUTE AS ME

 IS ALMOST ALWAYS INNOCENT.

8.  THOU SHALT NOT SCOLD ME FOR BARKING

 AT MY ARCH ENEMIES...

 (U.P.S. Guy, Mail Carrier, Meter Reader).

9.  WHEN I NEED OUT, I NEED OUT-

 NEVER LET ME BARK-ITH IN VAIN!

10. THOU SHALT ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE

AS HAPPY AS ME!